Kris Jenner is already milking Kim Kardashian’s baby!

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Remember how Kim Kardashian spent her entire pregnancy claiming that she would never allow her baby girl to appear on television? Well, of course they’re now talking about putting her newborn on TV. Heaven help us all if Kim ever becomes an existentialist, because I’m pretty sure her “lie everything into truth” famewhore powers might tear the universe asunder. RadarOnline reports …

Kris Jenner attended the Daytime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday night, and told well-wishers, “to tune into her new talk show to get all the inside scoop about Kim’s newborn baby. When someone asked Kris if the baby would make an appearance on the show, she demurely said ‘you will have to watch,’” an onlooker told Radar. “Kris was asked if she had any pictures of the baby, and she revealed she did, but didn’t want share with anyone. Kris was absolutely loving all of the attention she was getting, and was absolutely milking it.”

Oh who are kidding, Kim’s baby was probably delivered on a soundstage. They probably miked her baby before they cut the umbilical cord. At this point, we should just be thankful that Kris Jenner didn’t immediately ink the baby into a contract for 22 episodes of Kim and her Baby Take Amsterdam.

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