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Kris Jenner is (allegedly) not that great of a mom

Kris Jenner is (allegedly) not that great of a mom

Over the years, Kris Jenner has made millions of dollars and amassed tons of publicity by essentially turning her family into a 24/7 fame-whoring plant, to the point where even Joan Crawford would look at her and go, “wow, you really suck at this whole ‘maternal’ thing, don’t you?” And then I like to imagine that Joan would beat Kris with a wire hanger before smashing her face into a bathroom floor covered in scouring powder. Anyway, yesterday, the late Robert Kardashian‘s private journals allegedly made their way to In Touch magazine, and they allegedly portray Kris as an inhumane monster who beats her kids and ditches her family for days to hang out with boy-toys. From RadarOnline

Kris Jenner beat and kicked an 8-year-old Kim Kardashian, according to diaries of the pregnant reality star‘s late father Robert Kardashian, RadarOnline has learned from a published report. “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill her!” Robert wrote in an Aug. 24, 1989 entry in his diary, extracts of which have been published in a weekly magazine. “Kim was hysterical. Kris then got on the phone and said, ‘Kim if you don’t get up here right now you are dead!’”

And in case you’re wondering how being the mother of the year affected her kids: Allegedly, they all hate her.

“Kourtney has been the angriest with her, especially now that she has her own kids,” the source claims. “She has had a hard time understanding the choices her mother made, and definitely holds a lot of resentment. They may not have publicly revealed their rocky childhoods, but they still carry the scars. The girls definitely don’t have any respect for their mother; that’s why they call her Kris most of the time.”

Of course, this could all be made-up, right? In which case, Kris is just a mother who sold her daughter’s sex tape, and then forced the rest of the family to air their dirty laundry for the sake of money and attention. And that’s not something an abusive mother would do, right? … Right?

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