Kris Humphries wants to know how much Kim made

The ultimate famewhore Kim Kardashian has long tried to convince us that she doesn’t make millions upon millions of dollars by lying about her life for reality TV cameras. Which is, of course total bullshit, because Kim’s only life skill is creating and spinning lies. In their divorce hearings, Kris Humphries wants Kim to finally reveal just how much they made together off of their fake sham of a wedding. TMZ reports:

Kris Humphries has filed legal docs … asking a judge to reinforce the obvious — that Kim Kardashian has a duty to disclose how much money the couple raked in during their 72-day marriage. But Kris is also challenging Kim’s right to give away money that represents what they made in wedding gifts.

Kris’ lawyer wants the court to reinforce that Kim has a duty to deal with him fairly and in good faith … and that includes giving him a full accounting of the assets and liabilities accumulated during the marriage.

In the docs, Kris’ lawyer writes, “A spouse may not make a gift of community personal property, or dispose of community personal property for less than fair and reasonable value, without the written consent of the other spouse.”

Unfortunately, you need to realize that if there’s one thing Kim has never been good at, it’s explaining to people how she makes money, specifically when it comes to crap like “How could a sex tape of yours conveniently leak to Vivid Video for public consumption when USC 2257 laws dictate that any model appearing in a commercially sold porn film must provide at least two pieces of valid government I.D. as well as sign off on a lengthy release form?” or “How can you say you made no money off your wedding and that it was completely valid, despite the fact that you sold ad-time for it when you aired it on TV, and then ended the marriage after only 72 days?” Those are the kind of questions Kim will never answer.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

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