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Is Kris Humphries trying to humiliate Kim?

Is Kris Humphries trying to humiliate Kim?

Despite the fact that Kris Humphries is at best, a dumb little bumpkin who made the grave error of believing the lying famewhore that is Kim Kardashian, as well as getting on the bad side of her miserable little toadie Jonathan Cheban, Kim’s ‘friends’ (read: mom, Kris Jenner) called Us Weekly to reveal that Kris is trying to humiliate Kim. How? By not paying attention to her?

“He’s doing anything he can to get her attention,” a Kardashian confidant tells the new issue of Us Weekly. “She would grant a divorce in a second. But he won’t sign the papers. He won’t let go.”

Among Humphries’ tactics to get his ex’s attention: making bizarre legal demands that threaten to expose the Kardashian family, like reportedly requesting in February that the divorce proceedings be televised. Despite his actions, a Humphries source insists the basketball player is a good guy. “Kris is not a conniving person; he just wants to clear his name because it was tarnished,” says the source.

But a Kardashian insider disagrees, telling Us that back-and-forth-fighting plays into his plan. “Kris wants money and he wants fame.” After what she went through with Humphries, “Kim doesn’t care if she never sees another camera again,” says a source of the 31-year-old mogul, who recently launched her True Reflection perfume. “She is just a totally different person.”

HA! Please, if Kim didn’t see a camera after again, I’m pretty sure she’d snap after about twenty minutes. Now, here’s the thing: Kris Humphries is a moron, yes, but he’s also too much of a goodie-goodie to be trying to play the fame game. The poor bloke feels like he got duped in the Lord’s name, and now I’m pretty sure he wants Kim to apologize to baby Jesus for lying. And besides, how in the hell could he possibly humiliate Kim? SHE released a sex tape where Ray J peed on her. SHE makes a shitty, fake reality television show that critics hate. I think the part of Kim’s brain that feels shame was removed in order to make room for the expanding ‘fake publicity stunt’ glands.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian