Kris Humphries is still seeking an annulment

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

Despite the fact that anyone with more than a single brain cell thinks that Kim Kardashian only married Kris Humphries for the sake of her reality TV show, Kris is still trying to prove in court that Kim frauded him into their marriage and he wants an annulment. Except all he actually needs to do is walk up to the jury, and scream “SHE’S KIM KARDASHIAN!” and he’d win his case. Via RadarOnline

“Kris’ case will be very simple and straightforward,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “He believes the key to proving that the marriage was fraudulent lies in the production and filming of the Kardashian reality shows. Kris says than just before filming began on the fourth season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, he started to have boxes of his belongings shipped from Minnesota to Kim’s house in Los Angeles, and that she began freaking out about it and questioning if it was a good idea for him to move in. Kris says he was stunned by her reaction, and he subsequently decided to stay in Minnesota longer than he had originally planned because of it.

“Then, he claims, a short time later, Kim began to bombard him with text messages and phone calls ordering him to come back to New York and be with her because filming was about to start. Kris says he couldn’t believe it….here was his new wife losing her mind because he was having stuff sent to her house in California, but then she has no problem pressuring him to return to NYC for the show!”

I know the Kardashians are trying to paint Kris as some sort of money-hungry opportunist (basically, one of them) but honestly? The guy is just powerfully stupid. This is a guy who, during a basketball game, sat on one of his team mates because he had no idea someone was sitting there. Meanwhile, we have hundreds, if not thousands, of stories about Kim acting like a relentless, cash-grubbing famewhore. All I’m saying is, this is a pretty lopsided fight.

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