Kris Humphries isn’t fazed by Kanye West

Last week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian stepped out publicly, just in time for Kanye to release a new song where he basically says that Kim was cheating on Kris Humphries with him the entire time they were married. Naturally, Kris is in no way pissed off by the fact that one of the world’s biggest rappers is musically telling him that he was banging his wife for all 72 days of their fake marriage. Via Page Six:

Kris Humphries didn’t let Kanye West’s song Theraflu — which takes a swipe at the New Jersey Net while swooning over his ex, Kim Kardashian — sour his dinner Wednesday at Marble Lane. The DJ played the track as Humphries dined with a friend and his sister, Kaela, at the Dream Downtown hotel restaurant. Spies saw Humphries furiously texting on his phone as the song played, but a friend insisted he was merely messaging a friend to join them.

In all fairness to Kris, as pissed as he might be at this moment, look on the bright side: Exactly how long do you really think Kim will be able to stay with Kanye before she drives him up the fucking wall? That’s a ticking time bomb in a powder keg in C-4 explosives in a glass of Coke and Pop Rocks.

Kris Humphries

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