Kris Humphries didn’t knock up Myla Sinanaj

Kris Humphries didn’t knock up Myla Sinanaj
July 10, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Kris Humphries and Myla Sinanaj

A couple days ago, the press was breathlessly reporting on how Kris Humphries knocked up his ex, Myla Sinanaj, and everyone believed it because getting tricked into relationships by stupid dumpy whores is kind of Kris’ wheelhouse. Fast forward to today, where it turns out Myla revealed that she basically pulled a Tila Tequila and made up the whole pregnancy bit for attention. TMZ reports:

Myla was out in Jersey earlier today, where a photog asked her straight — are you pregnant or not? Myla responded, “I am definitely not pregnant.” What Myla DOESN’T explain is why she texted her lawyer Friday night that she WAS pregnant — and why she told numerous other people, including Kris, that she was expecting. Myla’s latest version is that people just started talking and, “Of course, me not being a size zero kept it going.”

Here’s how I’m assuming this happened (note: I’m absolutely not saying this is what happened, just that I think this is what happened based on everyone involved being stupid, crazy, attention-starved, or any combination thereof):

Kris Jenner: Hello, Myla. I heard you dated my daughter’s sloppy seconds. How would you feel about making up a pregnancy for the sake of bringing him some bad press and attention?
Myla: This is the best idea ever. “Hey everyone, I’m pregnant!”
Kris Humphries’ attorney: You do realize if you’re not pregnant we can sue the cellulite off your thunder thighs, right?
Myla: Did I say pregnant? I meant … not … that. So do I still get my money.
Kris Jenner: What money?
Myla: Damn, I was tricked!

Kris Humphries and Myla Sinanaj