Kris and Bruce Jenner might be over soon

Kris and Bruce Jenner might be over soon
July 1, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kris and Bruce Jenner

For the past couple months, rumours have been swirling about how Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner were basically on their last legs, probably because she’s a soul-sucking chimera and he has no idea how he let his life become the unimaginable hell he lives every day. Anyway, now the reports are saying that Bruce has been trying to get them to marriage counselling for months now, but Kris has been refusing to go, probably because marital strife makes for much better TV than two mature people working through their problems in a respectful manner. RadarOnline reports…

Bruce, “wanted to go to marriage counseling with Kris several months ago. The marriage has been in trouble for a very long time, and had only continued to go downhill. Bruce and Kris have become more like roommates, and there is just no romance in the relationship,” a source close to the couple tells Radar. “Kris refused to go because she didn’t think anything was wrong and was happy with the status quo. She felt that it would just be a waste of time. This was one of the main reasons why Bruce got his own rental house in Malibu. If she didn’t want to work at the relationship, why should Bruce,” the source says.

There are two different ways to look at this: Kris and Bruce’s marriage really is falling apart, or Kris is just saying this because attention keeps her from returning to her true form as The Giant Slor. In all likelihood, we can split our bets here and just say that their marriage is coming undone and Kris sees this as an opportunity to inject another divorce storyline into Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.