Kris Jenner wants Khloé to divorce Lamar!

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Khloé Kardashian‘s marriage has been circling the toilet for the past few months, and it’s getting to the point where divorce kind of seems imminent. So of course, Kris Jenner is trying to convince Khloé that divorcing Lamar Odom is the best solution here, but not because she thinks the two of them would be happier this way. Oh no, that would be too altruistic. No, Kris wants them to divorce because she’s worried about her brand. RadarOnline reports …

“At Kris’ insistence, Khloé did meet with a divorce lawyer…it was something she was forced into doing by her mom. Kris was very heavy handed and said Khloé had a responsibility to her sisters, Kim and Kourtney, and the Kardashian brand to distance herself from Lamar,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “It’s all about the bottom line with Kris, and Khloé could care less about that. She is still holding out hope that her marriage to Lamar can be saved.”

You know, it’s easy to forget just how much of a failure Kris is as a mother. It’s a good thing we have stories like this to remind us that Kris has the maternal instincts of a guinea pig eating its young out of boredom. Actually, true story here: This morning when we were getting breakfast at the Excalibur’s buffet, we watched a kid eat half of a cheesecake for breakfast. Not one half of a slice of cheesecake; Literally 50% of a whole cheesecake. On his own. For breakfast. And his mother had absolutely no problem with this. And you know what? She’s still the gawddamn mother of the year compared to Kris, because at least she wasn’t purposely fattening him up for the sake of devouring him later.

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