Kris Jenner vs. Bethenny Frankel

Kris Jenner vs. Bethenny Frankel

Kris Jenner‘s terrible talk show is premiering in a couple weeks, and thus far, the reports are saying that she’s having an absolute hell of a time finding anyone who wants to be associated with her or her show. Apparently, celebrities can smell evil. Anyway, Bethenny Frankel also has her own talk show and In Touch is reporting that the two of them are fighting over guests for their respective shows …

Kris Jenner and Bethenny Frankel were in their element as they worked the room at the Daytime Emmys in LA on June 16. “They were chatting up everyone in sight,” an eyewitness at the awards show says of the reality stars, who both are launching their own self-titled talk shows this summer. And while insiders say that the two ladies were “sweet” to each other in public, behind closed doors, the gloves are off. “They’re fighting over guests,” says an industry insider. “It’s getting ugly.”

Well, they’re both reality TV personalities, neither one of them really does anything, and both of them are using their lucrative “fame” to score a talk show. Honestly, they’re pretty evenly matched, but I’d probably take Bethenny over Kris because at least when she talks I won’t be able to smell the remains of devoured orphans on her breath.

Kris: So, I hear you have a new project coming out. My producers told me to act excited about it. Tell me about it. KRIS DEMANDS IT.
Guest: I hate to be rude, but I think there’s an orphan stuck between your teeth.
Orphan: Please help me.
Kris: YOU DARE DEFY THE JENNERCIDE? RAAAAAH! *Opens mouth, unleashes a swarm of scarabs.*

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