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Kris Jenner staged Kimye’s engagement for her show

Kris Jenner staged Kimye’s engagement for her show
March 11, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

In a shocking turn of events, that carefully choreographed, elaborately staged proposal from famewhore Kanye West to famewhore Kim Kardashian? Turns out that may have been put together for the sake of their terrible reality show, as orchestrated by master famewhore Kris Jenner.

In Jenner’s declaration to the court, she bragged, ”I played a major role in organizing and running the event.”

“As part of this,” she continued, according to court records, “I was directly involved in formulating and was familiar with the guest list.” How romantic?

In addition to calling the proposal an “event,” Radar has learned that Kardashian and West actually sold the exclusive rights to footage from the evening — at a high price. “The rights to broadcast the event were sold on an exclusive basis,” Kardashian insisted in her declaration to the court. “Such rights (including future rights) are (and will be) of diminished value if others preempt the official, contractually authorized broadcast or other publication rights that Kanye West or I own with their own, earlier unauthorized publication or broadcast.” SOURCE

All of which should surprise no one because Kris Jenner. Kris Jenner. That’s all I need to say. She’s the woman who used two of her daughters’ weddings as TV specials. One was put together after only a month of the couple dating, while the other resulted in a marriage that lasted two months before going belly up. But that was okay, because they could just turn it around into a divorce special! Love is a many splendored thing like that.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.