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Kris Jenner sounds like just a peach to work with …

Kris Jenner sounds like just a peach to work with …
September 4, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kris Jenner

After the initial rumors and back-tracking on whether or not Kris Jenner‘s daytime talk show was canceled, apparently we’re back to the more logical answer of “It’s dead, because Kris’ sex tape gambit failed.” So, now that the show is well and truly over and we can all toast to its demise, here’s some of the production team from the show taking the opportunity to dance a merry jog on Kris’ grave by telling RadarOnline what an absolute nightmare she was to work with …

“We could not wait for the end of the show’s six-week trial period,” a member of Kris’ production team told Star.

“Working with Kris was absolutely unbearable. She would show up on set hung over and demand her beauty team to fix her up and make her look stunning.”

“Kris would give goody bags to the audience, but instead of giving the crew some too, which is typical, she insisted that she take them home to her family. Talk about tacky!” the insider revealed.

“And at the wrap party, Kris gifted the crew with fleece blankets that looked like they came directly off an American Airlines plane — they didn’t even have the show’s logo embroidered on them!

Once again, did anyone expect anything less from a Kardashian? Because this is exactly what they do: They find a way to milk as much out of the system as possible without having to do any work, and then they just keep sucking the life out of it until it’s nothing but bones and husk. Honestly, they should just be thankful that she didn’t make them put one of the interns up as a sacrifice to her. The blood of the unpaid is what gives Kris her cat-like reflexes and face.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.