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Kris Jenner made Khloé exercise when she was 4-years-old!

Kris Jenner made Khloé exercise when she was 4-years-old!

Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian

So far, we’ve already found out that Kris Jenner wanted Khloé Kardashian to get a nose job when she was nine-years-old. Naturally, all things that happen with the Kardashians, the entire things runs deeper and worse: Now Kris’ sister, Karen Houghton, is telling In Touch that Kris made Khloé go to the gym and exercise when she was four-years-old …

In the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now, Kris’ sister — and Khloé’s aunt — Karen Houghton recalls how Kris would force Khloé, who’s struggled with her weight her entire life, to exercise. “Khloé might have been 4 or 5 years old when Kris would have me take her to classes to get exercise,” Karen tells In Touch. “I would take her a couple of times a week.”

Now granted, encouraging your kids to go outside and play and be active? Good parenting! Encouraging your kids to go to the gym because you’re worried they might grow up to not be rail-thin so you can pimp them out in a sex tape? I have new for you: Child Protective Services has tapped your phones. You are a bad parent, and you are being monitored by the state.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.