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Kris Jenner is thinking about posing for Playboy

Kris Jenner is thinking about posing for Playboy
March 28, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kris Jenner

Lately there’s been a lot of talk about Kris Jenner having a fake sex tape, because apparently there’s a market for cat demons in their late 50’s. Who knew? Anyway, I initially wrote it off because there was no way Kris would make a sex tape unless she had a new show to pimp, but now it turns out Kris might be posing for Playboy. Sooooooo, maybe she a new show coming out? Movie?

The 58-year-old mum of six, who let’s face it, looks pretty foxy these days, is said to be “in the best shape of her life,” so naturally, she’s up for posing naked for Playboy. A source told Heat: “Kris has been talking about posing for Playboy magazine for a while now. She’s in the best shape of her life and is keen to show it off. “The bikini shot she posted on Instagram recently was well received that she’s said, ‘Why not?'” SOURCE

Actually, if you think about it, this is probably the smartest career move for Kris. This is how Kim Kardashian got a career, and since she’s about to be put out to pasture after she and Kanye get hitched, Kris is on her own now. What better way to launch her own career than by following in her kids’ footsteps? That’s the kind of grade-A parenting that leads your kids to a reality TV show.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.