Here’s the latest episode of Joan Rivers‘ webseries, In Bed With Joan, featuring Kris Jenner because she needs to do some damage control after her husband escaped her house of lies. Anyway, it probably shouldn’t surprise anyone that Kris is pretty much full of sh!t through the whole thing, such as when she calls out the tabloids for writing about her (she loves it) or when she says she made Scott Disick into the villain on her show (mother of the year!) or when she says that she cried after Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape was released (tears of joy). So yeah, if you needed another reminder that Kris Jenner is an evil spider demon, here you go. Consider this a freebie.