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Kris Jenner’s Instagram got hacked

Kris Jenner’s Instagram got hacked
June 10, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kris Jenner

If there are two things that we know about Kris Jenner, it’s that she will say or do anything for the sake of attention, and that she is evil. Evil, evil, evil. So of course, this morning she reported that her Instagram got hacked, which earned her attention, which in turn gave her the energy needed to reign over the Kingdom of the Damned for another 666 years. The hacked Instagram message, via TMZ

So this happened today! Shout out to all of my followers. I don’t like Kanye west! I just pretend I do so my daughters can make a profit. I can’t stand Kanye and I hate Karim … that’s French Montana. He’s not even black. If I liked blacks so much I’d date one! Truth be told they are a way to come up. LOL. Shout out to Pam from Martin Tachina Arnold you roasted him. Anywho the first to #ihatekanye will get a follow. Thanks dolls!!!

Obviously, this isn’t Kris, because at least she tries to hide her evil impulses. She’s attention starved and knows precisely how to get it, but she at least tries to hide it. Although I will say that Kris Jenner is getting the attention she desires anyway, so the jokes on you, master hacker! You empowered a demon further and doomed us all! Jerkass.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.