Remember when Kris Jenner had her own daytime talk show? HA! Just kidding! Of course you don’t remember! So few people actually watched it that it retroactively ceased to exist. Well, apparently she’s still pretty sore over the fact that no one wanted to watch her feign enthusiasm over someone other than herself, and has even gone so far as to blacklist Access Hollywood because they didn’t like her crappy show. It’s apparently gotten so bad that Rob K. Silverstein, the executive producer of the show, actually had to issue a statement on the famewhore situation …
I want to talk about the Kardashians for a moment.
Kim’s birthday bash is tonight at Tao in Las Vegas. This is an annual event and they are paid millions. They will all show up, they will walk the red carpet … they will fulfill their obligation.
We were planning on covering but Kris Jenner has “blacklisted” us.
The reason: She was not happy with a review we aired of her talk show. A few months back.
Well a few things … first, her talk show was not great and she is not a talk show host, no shame in that. The landscape is littered with failed talk shows … Bethenny is finding that out right now …
Access Hollywood reports on the Kardashians. We have fun with the Kardashians, but we are not mouth pieces for the Kardashians. There are plenty of other outlets that are. We cover the Kardashians fairly. We talk about their family and how it seems they are very close knit. We talk about how you don’t see any of the family members stumbling out of bars like other famous Hollywood families. We talked about Kris being a “marketing genius.” We have also criticized them where we felt it was justified.
Well first off, Kris was perfectly fine with helping film her daughter f**king some d-list rapper so she could sell it for fame and profit, so there’s no way Kris won’t go running back to AH the first chance she gets for attention. Second, dude goes WAY too easy on these stupid silicone monstrosities. Silverstein remains pretty civil about the whole thing, despite the fact that he’d be completely justified in just writing “Stupid sh!thead whores don’t like me? Tough titties, you useless, feckless demons.” So I’ll just cut to the part where he basically says that they’re not real stars, that they have no talent and that his viewers hate them …
Their popularity causes a lot of internal issues at our show; producers want us to “cover real stars who have talent.” We get emails from viewers all the time asking us to cut down or even eliminate our coverage of the Kardashians.
Ohhhhhhhh, that’s some sweet, sweet shade. Still vaguely flattering, yet also a direct shot at how awful they are. Well done, sir. Well done.