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Kris Jenner: DO NOT CALL ME GRANDMA!

Kris Jenner: DO NOT CALL ME GRANDMA!

Kris Jenner

One of the defining parts of Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner‘s personality is that she’s completely convinced she’s a young ingenue and a fresh, classic beauty, even though this is the same woman who looks like a still image of a cartoon character breaking the sound barrier and once endorsed a female lubricant for old folks. Well, turns out Kris is so adamant about appearing young that she refuses to let her grandkids refer to her as grandma. NaughtyButNiceRob reports …

“She started off being called grandma, but now she has instructed all the grandchildren to call her Lovey,” a family insider tells NAUGHTY BUT NICE ROB. “She has made it clear that she will not respond to the “G” word, so don’t say it. She is deadly serious about this. She does not like that word and has banned it from her life.” The ‘Lovey’ of three will also respond to ‘Mrs. Jenner,’ however, she thinks the name she has created is better and more funky. “No one wants to feel old. Kris certainly doesn’t. She looks great and feels even better. So why define herself by a title?” asks another family friend. “And let’s not forget, Kris is the boss so what she says, goes.”

For the record, if I tried to tell my Grandma that I would now refer to her as “Lovey” instead of Grandma, she’d probably tell me to stop being such a little wuss and just call her grandma, because she sure as fuck didn’t raise five kids into adulthood just so her grandkids could talk to her like total pussies. Seriously, being a grandmother is something to be proud of. If you’re so friggin’ insecure that you freak out when your grandkids call you grandma, get over yourself. Immediately.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.