Kris Jenner cheated on Bruce Jenner! Surprise?

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

I have no idea what Kris Jenner did to her sister, Karen Houghton, when they were kids, but it must have been bad because she’s been a goddamn fountain of truth ever since Kris and Bruce Jenner split. Here’s the latest tidbit from Houghton, which claims that Kris Jenner cheated on Bruce while they were married because … well, she’s Kris Jenner. Once you sell out your kids for the sake of making yourself rich and famous, everything after that is a morally lateral move by comparison. Via RadarOnline

Kris and Bruce Jenner‘s 22-year-marriage has come to an end, and shockingly, some of the people closest to her are siding with Bruce: The momager’s own sister, Karen Houghton, has stepped forward in the wake of the split to tell Star magazine that Bruce is “the nicest guy,” but Kris has a “hole in her,” and has even cheated! “Kris has admitted to cheating,” Karen reveals in the interview, admitting, “it’s so funny because I could never see a guy cheating on her. She’s so powerful.”

Kris has a “hole in her,”“? PHRASING! Anyway, this shouldn’t be at all surprising since eats men as a light between-meals snack and Bruce’s soul died 22 years ago. My head would have exploded if a scathing tell-all came out exposing Kris as a caring but occasionally stressed out mother who set clear, realistic boundaries with her kid and treated her husband as a friend and partner instead of as a money tank to siphon off.

Sh!t to be thankful for: Kris Jenner is still mortal, and someday she’ll stop being famous.

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