Well, the rampant rumors that have been swirling for months now have finally come true today. Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are officially separating after twenty-two years of marriage and currently live apart. The couple just issued this statement (via TMZ), “We are living separately and we are much happier this way.” I’m not surprised at all (nobody should be), but I know that Kris is trying to figure out how this news will impact her ‘media empire.’ Ratings have been down for their E! reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, so this is probably a totally calculated and timed move on Kris’ part to get some kind of ratings boost. At this point though, I know most people are simply sick of the entire Kardashian family, so it’s all too little, too late. Sorry Kris, but no one cares anymore! #MoveOn
UPDATE: Yes, Kris $cored her$elf the latest Us Weekly cover, she wouldn’t have had it any other way.