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Kris Jenner: 90% of the criticism against my family is BS!

Kris Jenner: 90% of the criticism against my family is BS!
January 9, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kris Jenner

Considering that Kris Jenner and her demonic spawn built a media empire on nothing but bullsh!t and her daughter’s sex tape, you’d figure she’d be a lot more modest with her success, especially since they’re really only famous until a more desperate, more fame-starved family comes along and knocks them off their podium. Except Kris is really committed to her very specific brand of delusion, because here she is complaining about how anyone who criticizes her family is a bunch of jealous meanies.

The 57-year-old momager appeared on the TODAY show to promote season nine of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and said that while everyone in the family has “pretty thick skin,” sometimes the relentless revelation of facts that they were trying to hide bothers them. “After a while some things just get to you. 90% of it is more or less BS,” she told Carson Daly. SOURCE

Of course, “90% of it is more or less BS” would accurately describe her family’s shows. Or her family’s plastic surgery. Or her family. But no, that’s totally fair: It’s always someone else’s fault. It’s not a matter of you lying to the public in order to push your sham empire, it’s just that all those people who refuse to buy into it are just jelly. How dare they not question the unfettered lies you try and push at them! You keep doing you, Kris!

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.