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Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated! (According to Kris’ sister)

Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated! (According to Kris’ sister)
October 2, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner

Remember how Kris Jenner has reportedly been pressuring Khloé Kardashian to dump her husband Lamar Odom because she’s worried he’s bad for their “image”? Well, according to In Touch magazine, Kris’ younger sister Karen Houghton just told everyone that Kris and Bruce Jenner are actually separated, which I guess means she finally sucked the last bit of life energy out of his body. “Well, this one no longer desires to taste the sweet necter of life. Bring in the next one!”

In an exclusive interview with In Touch, Karen reveals the truth behind Kris’ rocky relationship with Bruce Jenner: “[Kris and Bruce] are separated,” Karen confirms to In Touch, adding that he has “sought out a lawyer.” But despite their separation and frequent fights, Kris and Bruce “still do things together,” says Karen. “Their relationship goes back and forth. I would love to see them get back together.”

Oh, and since I mentioned earlier that Kris was trying to get Khloé to divorce Lamar, I’m sure this has nothing to do with anything …

“I’ve heard she flirts with Scott [Disick, Kourtney’s boyfriend] and Lamar [Odom, Khloé’s husband] when she’s drunk,” says Karen.

Kris: My gosh, look at the size of that one. I bet he’s filled with life juice.
Khloé: Mom, that’s my husband. I love him and we’re happy.
Kris: I can fix that.
Khloé: Whoops, too late! Already trapped you in a ring of salt.
Kris: You were always my least favorite, you know that right?

Karen Houghton

PHOTO | IN TOUCH

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.