Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are not engaged

On paper, you would figure that a story about Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick finally getting engaged would be true, because Kris Jenner needs to fill some air time on E! with another contrived wedding special. But here’s Kim Kardashian claiming that the story is completely untrue, because hey, if there’s one person who knows fake weddings put together for publicity, it’s Kim! Via TMZ

Kim Kardashian may be a scaredy-cat when it comes to taking a stand on the Middle East, but she’s not afraid to speak her mind on a report that Kourtney and Scott Disick are engaged — she says it ain’t so. Kim flew in from NYC last night and after telling photogs the story was false, she was peppered with questions about the MIddle East — go figure. Predictably, she had nothing to say.

You know, tomorrow is Thanksgiving — for you guys at least. We had ours up here in Canada about a month ago — and if there’s one thing I’m thankful for, it’s that we’ve managed to go one year without a Kardashian fake wedding special. Sure, we had to wade through the bog that is Kim’s magical fairytale divorce, but hey, at least we didn’t have to suffer through fake love passed off as genuine emotion for the sake of money!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

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