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Kirstie Alley fall down go boom!

Kirstie Alley fall down go boom!
April 5, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

So last night, our fearless leader, MK, was at the taping of Dancing With The Stars, which means he got an in person look at Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy‘s (did I spell that right?) epic fall. Long story short, they were doing a rumba routine, and for various reasons that I’m sure you’re thinking but I won’t say out loud, Maksim’s legs gave out like a pair of breadsticks while he was lifting her across the floor. In all fairness, they ended up finishing the dance, and they still managed to squeeze out a respectable 21 out of 30, which is a C. Technically a C-, but let’s not split hairs. I know, I know, the obvious joke is staring me right in the face, but I refuse to bite, okay? I’m classier than that. Instead, I’m going in the opposite direction: This was clearly Xenu’s way of punishing Maksim for having too many thetans in his thighs. BOOM! Scientology joke!

Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy