So last night, our fearless leader, MK, was at the taping of Dancing With The Stars, which means he got an in person look at Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy‘s (did I spell that right?) epic fall. Long story short, they were doing a rumba routine, and for various reasons that I’m sure you’re thinking but I won’t say out loud, Maksim’s legs gave out like a pair of breadsticks while he was lifting her across the floor. In all fairness, they ended up finishing the dance, and they still managed to squeeze out a respectable 21 out of 30, which is a C. Technically a C-, but let’s not split hairs. I know, I know, the obvious joke is staring me right in the face, but I refuse to bite, okay? I’m classier than that. Instead, I’m going in the opposite direction: This was clearly Xenu’s way of punishing Maksim for having too many thetans in his thighs. BOOM! Scientology joke!