Kirstie Alley lost 38 inches on her waist!

She may not have won Dancing with the Stars (who knew football players were so light on their feet?), but at least Kirstie Alley can walk away from the competition knowing she dropped 38 inches from her waistline. Oh, also she’s like 60 years old and she looks twenty years younger. Straight boys, get ready for the most confusing boner of your lives.

The 60-year-old actress has been noticeably shrinking week after week, but she was coy when asked after performing in a skin-tight bodysuit Monday how much weight she has lost during her two and a half months on the show. “There will be some reveal of that at some point, but I really didn’t care,” she said. “As long as I kept changing and changing and changing, I really didn’t care. It was like, keep whittling, whittling, whittling. And the other thing that’s really more significant to me — I mean, I love the whittling, I like being skinny — I’m really strong and really agile and it gave me a new life.” SOURCE

Just to put this into perspective, I have a 28-inch waist (problem?) so that would be like losing… Well, like dropping me, than getting rid of an extra ten inches. I mean yes, it does kind of make you wonder what her waist size was before all this dancing, but when you’ve lost that much weight, you’re in the clear.

Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

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