Fresh off her new engagement with a $2 million dollar ring (I’m sure the small African child who lost his arm to find that diamond must be beaming with pride), Kim Kardashian has now decided that she’s writing a book now with her sisters because screw the English language! Well, I guess “write” might be a bit of a strong word. That famewhore will probably try to spell her own name using a spoonful of Alpha-bits while a ghostwriter tries to stop sobbing uncontrollably long enough to write “I am pretty” for 150 pages under Kim and company’s names. And the best part is, the Kardashian sisters want you to name it!
Kim Kardashian and her sisters Kourtney and Khloé are writing their first novel and they have asked fans to come up with a name for the book. The reality TV stars have asked for help choosing a title for their latest project, which will centre around a “glamorous, high profile and complicated family” much like their own. The book, to be printed by publisher William Morrow, is due to hit shelves in November. Ideas can be submitted to the sisters on Twitter.com or via the William Morrow website. SOURCE
Here are a couple of suggestions:
- The Lion, The Witch and The Whore
- A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Incompetence
- Fucking Your Way To The Middle: A Beginner’s Guide
- Book Burners May Be On To Something
- Mein Comfortably Spacious Asshole