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Kim Kardashian might be leaving reality TV!

Kim Kardashian might be leaving reality TV!

Kim Kardashian

In today’s “mixed blessing” news, good news! Famewhore Kim Kardashian might be leaving reality television forever, thus yanking the lynch-pin of the Kardashian reality TV empire! Which means no more shows with the [Insert Kardashian 1 here] and [Insert Kardashian 2 here] Take [Insert doomed city here] construct! Now the bad news: Turns out, Kim is leaving reality TV so that she can annoy you in various other media. Oh crap. Entertainmentwise reports …

Speaking to WWD about her latest cameo appearance in Tyler Perry’s film in which she plays a marriage counselor, the star, who is expecting her first child with Kanye West in July, said: “My character is pretty light throughout the film, so it’s fun. It was interesting to work with people that I’ve liked for so long, and just to work with Tyler Perry was amazing and such a good experience. I definitely do see myself branching off and maybe doing a sitcom or something other than reality.”

Except Kim is a terrible actress with no discernible skill whatsoever, and her credits so far include Epic Movie and a bit part in a Tyler Perry movie where she’ll play a menial background character for all of five minutes, so like hell will she ever get a scripted show. But in all fairness, if NBC was willing to put a show featuring monkey doctors on the air, they can always break through the bottom of the barrel and scoop up the dirt beneath the barrel. (That’s you Kim. You are the dirt beneath the lowest point to which humanity can go.)

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.