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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are a happy couple!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are a happy couple!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Remember yesterday I said Kanye West only flew Kim Kardashian out to Paris for a mandatory vacation to convince everyone they’re happy together? Well, I wasn’t kidding: Here they be, looking so miserable you can literally see the mutual despair emanating off of them. Yeah, it turns out cementing your loveless just-for-publicity relationship with a baby doesn’t work out quite as well as you’d think. Just look at Joan Crawford‘s kids, they turned out just – oh, yeah, that thing with the wire hangers.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.