Remember yesterday I said Kanye West only flew Kim Kardashian out to Paris for a mandatory vacation to convince everyone they’re happy together? Well, I wasn’t kidding: Here they be, looking so miserable you can literally see the mutual despair emanating off of them. Yeah, it turns out cementing your loveless just-for-publicity relationship with a baby doesn’t work out quite as well as you’d think. Just look at Joan Crawford‘s kids, they turned out just – oh, yeah, that thing with the wire hangers.
May 1, 2013