Yeah, I know, quelle surprise. So it turns out that just in case anyone got the idea that there was even a single, tiny trace of genuine human emotion in the proceedings, E! pretty much went ahead and scripted Kim Kardashian‘s entire fake whore wedding according to TMZ, right down to an exchange between Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick hinting at yet another fake whore wedding because money > love. So much >.
While Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were busy getting married … TV producers were hard at work behind the scenes SCRIPTING a special moment between Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick … and it was all caught on tape.
Listen to the walkie-talkie chatter between producers behind the scenes, choreographing the moment Scott and Kourtney decide to bring up the possibility of getting married themselves.
Holy crap, every time I think these people couldn’t possibly whore themselves out anymore, they launch themselves at you vagina-first screaming “PENNY A GO, GUVNAH?!” Yeah, I like to imagine the Kardashians as a bunch of Dickensian prostitutes, but let’s face it, not a single one of them is classy enough for a British accent. A more apt comparison would be the broken-down fifty-year old hooker on the street with her tits hanging down to the toes of her leopard print boots.