Because it’s a day that ends in Y, Kim Kardashian has decided that she hasn’t annoyed you enough, which means Kim and her mother Kris Jenner has decided she will televise her marriage to the hot-but-incredibly-stupid Kris Humphries on E! (On a side note, a quick red flag here, fellas: If you marry someone whose domineering mother has the same name as you, RUN.) But that’s not the best part of the story here. The best part is that Khloé and Kourtney have officially stopped giving a shit and are now openly calling Kim and Kris stupid, useless famewhores. No, really.
“It comes with the territory,” sis Kourtney dished when we popped the question, before Khloé chimed in: “I mean, I would assume it would be … we sell our souls to E!, but that’s obviously up to Kim and Kris.”
“I have somebody waiting out in the hallway to discuss this very thing!” Mama K (joined by Kourtney and Khloé) confessed at E! headquarters, when we pressed on the day of the engagement announcement.
“This is the thing, one of the biggest joys in my life is the fact that we have Khloé and Lamar’s experience on E! They filmed it and every time I watch that, I cry.” To which Kourtney dead-pan/sassed, “Boo-hoo.” SOURCE
The great part is that if you’ve ever watched all three Kardashian sisters sit down for an interview, you can pretty much see the outright contempt they have for Kim and their mother. If their pure, unadulterated hatred for their family were any more thinly veiled, it would be covered in saran wrap. At this point, I’m just waiting for the day when they smother their mother in her sleep before escaping into the night to the shouts of “We’re free! We’re finally free!”