Kim Kardashian wants to date a teenager!

Allow me to preface this post by saying: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW OHMYFUCKINGGODGROSS. Alright, got that out of the way. Anyway, Kim Kardashian was on Lopez Tonight (Seriously? That’s a show?) to promote … whatever it is she does for a living (leaking sex tapes?), when she said that she would date Justin Bieber if he were older. Awkward.

Justin Bieber only has two short years until he can land a date with Kim Kardashian. On Tuesday’s Lopez Tonight, Kim confessed to host George Lopez that a date with the Canadian teen singing sensation isn’t out of the question – at least, in the future. “If he was of legal age,” Kim, 29, said when asked if she would date 16-year-old Biebs. “He definitely has this swag to him.” SOURCE

I’m sorry, I’m really missing the part where it’s okay for a 29-year-old to say they would date a 16-year-old, especially one that looks like they’re 12-years-old as it is. Oh, wait, that’s right; it’s okay because it’s a hot older woman. I forgot about that part. It’s only pedophilia if they’re ugly!

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