Last Friday, the internet brought us the single greatest pair of videos ever, featuring Kanye West walking head-first into the biggest reddest sign in the world before blowing up on a paparazzo. In response, Kim Kardashian is now telling everyone that Kanye can get as pushy with the paparazzi as he wants because Kim doesn’t understand how irony or poetic justice works. Page Six reports …
Kim Kardashian is making the transition from reality TV starlet to protective mama bear. Kardashian is reportedly 100% supportive of Kanye West’s recent run-in with pushy photogs, according to TMZ. During an outing in LA, Kanye went on an expletive-laced tirade after he was snapped walking straight into a sign post. The gossip site reports Kardashian is telling friends shutterbugs have gotten more aggressive after she announced her pregnancy. She says recently almost got into a car accident swerving to get away from one.
Let me tell you why that’s bullsh!t: ever since the beginning of her “career,” Kim has been tipping off the paparazzi to her exact location. The only reason she’s famous is because of the paparazzi. She has no other skill or talent other than getting photographed by the paparazzi. So her saying that Kanye can get pushy with the paparazzi isn’t just biting the hand that feeds; it’s more like Kim unhinging her snake-jaw, swallowing the entire arm up to the shoulder, then biting it off and eating it whole.