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Kim Kardashian’s sex tape sales soar after pregnancy announcement

Some of you might remember this from about a year and a half ago, but back when Kim Kardashian got big fake sham married to Kris Humphries, the web collectively remembered that her career started because of a sex tape she made with Ray J, and proceeded to remind everyone that hey, Kim made a sex tape then voluntarily put on the market for the sake of becoming famous! Well, apparently this is going to become a theme in Kim’s life, as sales of her sex tape went through the roof after it was announced she was pregnant with Kanye West‘s baby. TMZ reports …

Vivid says video-on-demand purchases of the sex tape have spiked 80% since Sunday night … the fattest increase they’ve seen since Kim’s wedding to Kris Humphries. Further, Kanye’s been boosting biz for months now. We’re told overall sales of Kim’s sex tape — be it VOD, online, or DVD — have steadily increased every month since he and Kim hooked up last Spring. So, the real winner in the whole Kimye baby hysteria — Ray J!

First off, HAHAHAHAHA! Second, will all of Kim’s happiest moments in life come punctuated with the reminder that everything she has or ever will have is built on a foundation of calculated, reality TV bullcrap? Actually, I’m pretty sure E! is allowed to film her while she poops, so this is probably how everyone greets her. “Hi Kim! Ray J peed on you!”

Kim Kardashian and Ray J's Sex Tape

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