WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape sales soar after pregnancy announcement

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape sales soar after pregnancy announcement
Kim Kardashian and Ray J's Sex Tape

Some of you might remember this from about a year and a half ago, but back when Kim Kardashian got big fake sham married to Kris Humphries, the web collectively remembered that her career started because of a sex tape she made with Ray J, and proceeded to remind everyone that hey, Kim made a sex tape then voluntarily put on the market for the sake of becoming famous! Well, apparently this is going to become a theme in Kim’s life, as sales of her sex tape went through the roof after it was announced she was pregnant with Kanye West‘s baby. TMZ reports …

Vivid says video-on-demand purchases of the sex tape have spiked 80% since Sunday night … the fattest increase they’ve seen since Kim’s wedding to Kris Humphries. Further, Kanye’s been boosting biz for months now. We’re told overall sales of Kim’s sex tape — be it VOD, online, or DVD — have steadily increased every month since he and Kim hooked up last Spring. So, the real winner in the whole Kimye baby hysteria — Ray J!

First off, HAHAHAHAHA! Second, will all of Kim’s happiest moments in life come punctuated with the reminder that everything she has or ever will have is built on a foundation of calculated, reality TV bullcrap? Actually, I’m pretty sure E! is allowed to film her while she poops, so this is probably how everyone greets her. “Hi Kim! Ray J peed on you!”

Kim Kardashian and Ray J's Sex Tape