So remember that “mystery buyer” who wanted to buy the rights to Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape? Well, guess what? It turns out that the “mystery buyer” wasn’t able to come up with enough cash ($30 million) to convince Vivid‘s head honcho Steve Hirsch to fork it over, which means that the only reason Kim is famous in the first place can continue to amaze and delight audiences everywhere as we marvel at how much pee you can spray onto one standard-sized whore. Via TMZ.
The mystery buyer gunning for Kim Kardashian’s sex tape came up short where it matters most … in the wallet … because Vivid Entertainment has officially REJECTED his $20 million offer to take the tape off the market. Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tells us, “We were offered $20 million for the Kim tape but have decided that we are going to hang on to it … for now.” He adds, “Although the offer that we ultimately received was substantial, when I realized that it wasn’t Kim it became less appealing. Kim is a superstar and if it were to be sold, it should be to her.”
Rrrrrrrrright, the sex tape buyer wasn’t Kim. Gotcha. Because you’re telling me that somewhere out there is a person so rich and stupid that they would willingly buy Kim’s sex tape? Christ, this is why there’s a $999 app out there: because rich people are stupid and do not care if what they’re buying is essentially a heap of shit as long as it’s their extra special turd.