Kim Kardashian is ripping off the royal wedding

Because no-talent hacks will always jump on other people’s bandwagons because original thoughts are hard and stuff, Kim Kardashian has decided that for her wedding to Kris Humphries, bitch is just gonna up and rip off the wedding cake from Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s wedding. You know, because one is the union of a handsome prince to a charming princess, and the other is a publicity stunt for a shitty reality TV show on E! about the chick who lampooned being peed on by Ray J into a never-ending career.

When Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries cut their wedding cake on August 20, the sugary treat (a 10-tier white cake with chocolate-chip icing and black-and-white decorations) might look a little familiar.

Says a source close to the reality starlet, 30: “Kim wants it to resemble Prince William and Duchess Kate’s!”

Kardashian and NBA hunk Humphries, 26, chose their cake — which costs $15,000 to $20,000!! — on a July 29 visit to Hansen’s Cakes in L.A. SOURCE

Well of course she did: When a no-talent famewhore sees something nice that belongs to someone else, her first instinct will always be “ME TOO!” and try to nose her way in. Honestly, if your life is that sad that you basically have to jack someone else’s WEDDING CAKE, it may be time for you to take a step back and consider a little me-time before you start running around in a Kate Middleton mask. Or as Jasun Mark puts it: “Get off my dress, bitch.”

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

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