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Kim Kardashian ripped her (too tight) dress

Kim Kardashian ripped her (too tight) dress
June 7, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Kim Kardashian

I know it’s wrong to make someone for not necessarily being a Skinny Minnie, and if this were anyone else I wouldn’t go there because I think it’s generally a pretty easy and tasteless place to go. That being said, this is famewhore Kim Kardashian we’re talking about, so … HAHAHAHAHAHA FATASS!

Kim Kardashian

@KimKardashian: “About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in … praying this works!”

But seriously, who the hell is in charge of tailoring Kim’s tacky dresses? Everytime I see her trying to pull off some bargain bin dress (although this leather dress was apparently stitched together by Prada), the bitch looks like she’s trying to stretch about a square inch of fabric over her entire body, and it just ends up making her look like biscuit dough trying to escape from a tacky sequined can.