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Kim Kardashian is riding her psoriasis to the bank!

Kim Kardashian is riding her psoriasis to the bank!

Remember how Kim Kardashian did the whole “Oh woe is me, I have psoriasis! I hope nobody ever sees it!” and then told everyone about it and plastered pictures of it all over Twitter? Well, guess what? Now she’s moved onto the third stage of famewhore grieving: using it to cash-in on product placement. So let’s check over to Kim’s blog to hear about how (insert product name here) totally changed her life!

This is a photo of my psoriasis before! The next pic in the galley is the AFTER pic! I’m using Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs spray and it is my lifesaver at the moment! I love this stuff! It really covers up my psoriasis so well!

Yes, that’s the Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs spray, the leg-coloring of choice for vapid, attention-seeking skanks! Because at Sally Hansen, when God closes a door, he opens a window so that you can let a D-list rapper come in, piss all over you, film it, then sell it to Vivid while pretending it “accidentally leaked” so that you can pretend you’re just a wholesome girl instead of a useless slut who screwed her way to the middle!

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian