Kim Kardashian wants you to know she’s not 200 lbs

Kim Kardashian wants you to know she’s not 200 lbs
March 25, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

You know what the worst thing about Kim Kardashian‘s pregnancy is? It’s not the fact that she’s been milking this for every last ounce of attention she could muster, or the idea that someone is going to be raised by her for eighteen years. It’s the fact that I’ve actually had to start defending Kim’s honor. I’m not thrilled with that either. Anyway, apparently someone thought that Kim gained too much pregnancy weight, and she decided to remind everyone that she’s not actually 200 pounds. And then she claimed she was only 140 pounds, which … yeah, if she’s 140, so am I. Us Weekly reports …

“I think it would be really cute because Kanye and I are both K’s, but half the names on our list aren’t K’s,” she told Extra of choosing a moniker for their firstborn. “We still have time, [so we’ll do] whatever feels right.” Kardashian added that her rapper boyfriend, 35, “wants something that’s unique.” Kardashian also addressed the scrutiny surrounding her pregnant body, which has been at times mocked in the press. “There are maybe two or three covers just this week that say I am 200 pounds. I’m like, ‘You are 60 pounds off here!'” she laughed. “It wouldn’t even bother me if I gained all the weight. And I have the biggest sweet tooth and I love junk food. Being pregnant I don’t like any of it.”

On one hand, the bitch is pregnant. She has to eat enough to keep herself going, plus however much she needs to keep the baby healthy, so yes, she’s going to get a little bit heavier and there’s really no such thing as gaining too much pregnancy weight. On the other hand, 140? Seriously? Oh honey no, you’re not 140. Perhaps it’s time for Kim to have her scale serviced and recalibrated?

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.