Kim said something nice about Paris? Really?

Now that Kim Kardashian has wrested the title of Most Annoying Famewhore away from Paris Hilton, Kim has decided to throw her old rival in slutdom a bone by praising her for helping her become who she is now, then following it up with one of the most passive-aggressively bitchy things I have ever heard that didn’t come from a conversation between me and my mother.

“We had so much fun,” Kim, who appears on Harper’s Bazaar’s cover, said. “I had never traveled the world like that. It was so neat, all the things we did. I think I learned a lot from her. We don’t really talk. As I always say, everyone comes into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. And she was in my life for a long time,” Kim told the magazine. “There comes a point in life where you just grow apart and you realize you’re not as similar as you thought. And I never run into her anywhere. Isn’t that so weird?” SOURCE

That last line is what we in the gossip biz refer to as an “Awww SNAP!” Loosely translated from Bitch-to-English, it means “I’m hot shit who gets into every club, Paris couldn’t even get through the door without blowing the bouncer”. I severely underestimated Kim: She’s a sneaky, vindictive bitch isn’t she? Kudos!

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian

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