Generally speaking, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton have pretty similar skill sets and career paths: they were both born into rich families, have absolutely no talent or otherwise likeable traits whatsoever, got famous for a sex tape, and managed to turn that into a series of increasingly banal and insufferable TV shows, all the while pretending that they somehow earned all of this. So here’s Kim making fun of Paris’ sex tape, because being a hypocritical bitch is pretty squarely in her wheelhouse. TooFab reports:
If there’s one person who probably shouldn’t make a sex tape joke, it’s Kim Kardashian. But that didn’t stop her from making one on last night’s episode of her reality show. On Sunday’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim and mom Kris Jenner went on a mission to spy on Bruce Jenner during a golf game with former supermodel Angie Everhart. When they got to the golf course, Kris asked her daughter “Do you have a night vision camera?”
“No,” Kim shot back, “That was Paris Hilton.” Of course, Kim is referencing Hilton’s famous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon.
Ha! It’s funny because Paris is only famous for being rich and awful and making a sex tape, but Kim is completely different, because she’s only famous for being rich and awful and making a sex tape with proper lighting! See how that works? If only Paris had used stage lights and had her mom allegedly behind the scenes to direct the hardcore action, things would have worked out better for her too.