Kim Kardashian might have to admit to fakery!

Kim Kardashian might have to admit to fakery!
April 12, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian

Just in case you somehow couldn’t piece this one together, Kim Kardashian may be forced to reveal that most of the scenes she films for her show are fake. Yes, the show about a family full of talentless, shrill, vapid, awful people becoming famous and obscenely wealthy just by being themselves might be fake. I’m as amazed as you are. Page Six reports …

Kris Humphries’ lawyers reportedly intend to force Kim Kardashian to admit under oath that she staged scenes for her show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The pregnant reality star is “freaking out that she is going to be forced to testify that aspects of the Kardashian reality show are fake,” a source told RadarOnline. “Kim has always said how much she loves her fans and viewers.” It emerged in March that the popular E! reality show is less than real. In a leaked deposition, producer Russell Jay revealed that at least two scenes taped after the divorce filing were scripted, that Kardashian used a “tear stick” to cry on the show and that some scenes were even created from scratch.

No, really? I’m honestly not sure what would be worse: If someone was legitimately awful and didn’t realize, and then allowed their lives to be broadcast on TV, or if someone went on TV with the sole purpose of being just the most singular example of man’s inhumanity to man? Because I’m pretty sure Kim is either one or the other.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.