Kim Kardashian got ‘invited’ to the Marine Corps Ball

Last year, Mila Kunis was invited to accompany a Marine to the Marine Corps Ball, which of course she attended because she’s a cool chick and over all pretty selfless. So this year, famewhore Kim Kardashian managed to finagle her way into the Ball in what can only be described as one of the most bald-faced, desperate, shadiest ploys for attention I’ve ever seen. E! Online reports …

Kim Kardashian has accepted the call to attend the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina tonight. “She was invited by one of the Marines who is a part of the planning committee for the event to attend as a special guest,” a source tells E! News exclusively. “She’s in production now, but was able to move things around and make the trip for this. She’s really looking forward to it.”

On the plus side, having Kim there will show the Marines that there are worse things in life than fighting for your lives in the middle of a war zone. Can you imagine having to spend an entire evening in the same room as Kim and being forced to pretend that she’s likeable or interesting, instead of a miserable waste of space? Yikes. Those poor bastards.

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