Kim Kardashian let Alan Carr feel her bum

If you grew up in the suburbs, chances are that at some point during your growing up, you were invited to a Halloween party or otherwise you went to visit one of those “haunted houses” where you would be blindfolded and forced to stick your hand into a bucket of cold spaghetti that was meant to be “guts”. Of course, this would freak you out, assuming you never knew what spaghetti felt like or had a complete misunderstanding of human anatomy. I bring this up, because Kim Kardashian let English comedian and television personality Alan Carr feel her ass, which I’m guessing must have been like trying to finger bang one of those inflatable neck pillows you use while traveling. Us Weekly reports:

“I would love a bum like yours,” host Alan Carr, 35, told the buxom E! reality star. “If I had a bum like yours I would walk in to a room backwards. How honored are you when people say you have the best bum in the world?”

Kardashian admitted that “it’s weird to think of yourself like that, but I do work out all the time. I also think it’s like an Armenian thing; it runs in the family, and we are all really curvy. So I thank my roots for giving me a big butt!”

After explaining that her butt is all real — “no implants!” — Kardashian invited Carr to check it out for himself. “You know what a real butt feels like, right?” Kardashian laughed, as Carr placed his hand on her famous derriere.

“Not like this!” is what I imagine he said without missing a beat. Of course he knows what a real ass feels like; he’s a gay. We can see the price tag hanging out of Kim’s hidey-hole from across the room. Look, there’s nothing wrong with plastic surgery, but there is something wrong with getting a little cosmetic help and pretending that you have good genes. That would be like George Lucas decrying CGI before claiming that everything in the Star Wars prequels were just realistic costumes. “Jar Jar Binks? That was a rabbit we shaved and taught to walk on its hind legs. We put it down immediately after filming. It felt … right.”

Kim Kardashian and Alan Carr

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

Super Fresh Gossip From Around The Web!

Madonna "Two Steps Behind Me" Lady Gaga Diss Track Madonna disses Lady Gaga on her rumored upcoming track "Two Steps Behind Me" The Blemish
Adam Levine feels 'slightly more masculine, more like a man' now that he's married Celebitchy
Beyoncé and Jay Z's Labor Day PDA puts an end to those rampant divorce rumors! PopSugar
Oh Dear: Girls' Lena Dunham Instagrammed a photo of herself just as she woke up ... SOW
Truth: Courtney Stodden will never come close to being a legend like Marilyn Monroe! ICYDK
Hacked: The greatest celebrity nude photo leak of all time is now upon us all! Celebslam
Start your week out right ... listen to Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" (The Fart Remix) OMG Blog
Want to see naked photos from the celebrity cellphone hack of the century? Hollywood Tuna
Matthew Terry is the ultimate Calvin Klein model ... from jeans to underwear–hot! Oh La La
Ugh: Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg simply could not wait to get married! Evil Beet
Baby North West has already totally mastered an expert-level 'over it' expression ... Dlisted