Kim Kardashian left the Marine Corps Ball early?

Remember yesterday how Kim Kardashian got ‘invited’ to the Marine Corps Ball? Yeah, because she’s apparently such a humanitarian or whatever. Well, turns out Kim actually did attend the event, but not so that she could support the troops so much as she just wanted to have her picture taken on the red carpet before bailing on her ‘date’ early. Good for her. Entertainment Wise reports …

New reports from Splash News, suggest that Kim only stayed for a couple of hours though, arriving at 6pm before leaving her date Sergeant Martin Gardner at 8pm. Organizers were apparently shocked that Kim turned up in the first place: “Sgt Gardner told us he had invited Kim Kardashian, but we thought he was kidding, we never expected her to actually come,” a fellow guest at the ball told Splash, “We were amazed to see her.”

So basically, Kim saw Mila Kunis doing something good for the sake of someone other than herself, and thought “ME! MEEEEEEEEEE!” If that somehow amazes you, stay away from Rubik’s cubes, because I’m pretty sure the sight of one of those will blow your mind. Literally. Your head will explode if you see anything more complex than a nine-piece puzzle.

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