Kim Kardashian is thinking of leaving her family behind

In the interminable length of time since Kim Kardashian became … is “famous” the correct word? What if I said it sarcastically? All right. Ever since Kim became famous, she’s evolved from a vapid, self-centered, untalented skank into being a vapid, self-centered, untalented skank with more money and a famous boyfriend. So now that the growth has been completed, it seems like Kim would be only to happy to ditch her family so that she can finally live the life of a high-society gold digger. EntertainmentWise reports …

An insider claimed to the publication: “Since becoming ‘Kanye’s girlfriend’, Kim’s life has completely changed. She’s found that she’s getting more respect than she did before, and more doors are opened for her. “Kim is the Kardashian family linchpin. The whole empire is based around her, and it is her celebrity status that drives the brand. For her to turn her back on it would not only be a devastating blow to the family, but most of all to her mom Kris too.”

This is quite literally the best news I’ve heard all day. Here’s the thing: If Kim leaves, the Kardashians will stop being famous, since it’s not like Kris Jenner can really market any of the other girls. What, you think any of them have sex tapes they can “accidentally” leak to Vivid? Of course not. And once Kim’s gone and the family business crumbles, Kim will stop being famous, Kanye West will get bored of her, and replace her with a new model. And by then, the worst we’ll have to contend with will be Honey Boo Boo, and even that’s not such a big deal.

Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian with Kris Jenner

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