Last week, Kim Kardashian‘s former publicist Jonathan Jaxson dropped the pseudo bombshell that everything Kim does is a complete lie, and everyone was all like “pshaw, we kinda figured that out already.” According to TMZ, Kim has decided to throw water on the flames by hiring a lawyer to sue Jaxson for libel … oh, wait, did I say libel, which would entail that Jaxson was lying? I meant “breaching a confidentiality agreement”, which means everything he said was true, she just didn’t want anyone to know about it.
But as part of their brief time together, we’re told Kim had Jaxson sign a confidentiality agreement — which Kim clearly feels he’s violating now. Kim has now hired Marty Singer, who submitted papers to a private arbitration to attempt to shut Jaxson up immediately. KK is claiming Jaxson has damaged her reputation with his allegedly defamatory statements and she wants a minimum of $200,000 in damages. Singer tells TMZ, “Everything that he is saying is false and nonsense … this guy is in it to promote himself for his 15 minutes of fame.”
God, I just absolutely effing LOVE it when Kim accuses other people of famewhoring, despite the fact that if you looked in the dictionary under the word “talentless famewhore”, you’d find a picture of Kim and Kris Jenner trying to punch each other to death over who gets their picture in the dictionary. Come on now ladies, it’s not like anyone who actually likes you knows how to read!