Ha ha, Kim Kardashian is stupid!

Kim Kardashian

I don’t watch any of Kim Kardashian‘s shows, mostly because I have a functioning brain and I don’t care what two whores and a wookie choose to do with their free time. That being said, I can make fun of it for being stupid, like in last night’s episode where Kim thought a guy was gay because he knew that Louboutin shoes are red, except whoops! He wasn’t gay. *Cue Laughtrack*

On last night’s episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, the sisters were introduced to a marketing consultant who complimented Kim on her shoes. She was impressed because he could tell just by looking at them what brand they were (Louboutin), despite the fact that the red soles make them probably the easiest brand of shoe to identify. Kim decided not only that this man was gay but that she wanted to make him her “shopping buddy,” inviting him into her dressing room while she tried on clothes. Then she brought him to a gay bar, where she tried to set him up with one of her gay friends. SOURCE

And that’s how Kim learned a very important lesson about not stereotyping people. Except no she didn’t because as we all know, Kim is incapable of learning anything. Something tells me if you put her in front of a full-length, mirror, she’d spend five minutes pecking at it trying to free the pretty girl on the other side of the glass before letting a d-list rapper pee on her.

Kim Kardashian

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.