Last night, Kim Kardashian was on Late Show with David Letterman to talk about her reality shows and her pregnancy, just in case you didn’t hear her talk about it the first twenty-trillion times. Anyway, last night David Letterman actually made fun of Kim straight to her face about her marriage, and Kim tried to pretend like she actually married Kris Humphries for love instead of a multi-million dollar reality TV special. Here’s the transcript from Dlisted, because the stupid thing is unavailable up here in Canada. Thanks, international copyright laws!
Dave: Now you, you’re still married to your former husband, Kris Humpries? You’re still married to him.
Kim: Yes, I am.
Dave: Now, when are you going to wrap that up?
Kim: Well, I’m trying, and it’s a process and I’ve been trying for almost two years now, to um, to wrap it up, but it’s, you know, it’s hard.
Dave: I guess it’s none of my business, but what does he want? Does he want his own show?
Kim: I can’t speak for Kris, but I just want him to be happy and I want us to move on and that’s really what I want, is just to move on.
Oh Kim … you’ve been “married” for 17 months. That’s not two years. That barely covers a year and a half, and even then that doesn’t take into account that you filed for divorce after only two months. But hey, we really should stop making fun of Kim for orchestrating a fake sham wedding and then watching it blow up in her face, if only because there are so many new and exciting things to make fun of her for.
